An unusual childhood and extensive travels have left me with a sad disregard for the assumptions of society. I have committed crimes for pure amusement, or merely to get the girl. Sometimes I do mathematics for fun. I learned to ride a motorcycle just to wear that sexy jacket, but underneath the leather I'm still a dork. It satisfies me to be told that I'm paradoxical and fascinating, but dismays me that a rich and varied life should be remarkable. I really do give a shit, and I love people who can honestly care for the world while living in it unseriously.